Just give me a bottle of bleach already, right?

Co-worker 1: Hey do you guys wanna chip in for a diaper cake?
Co-worker 2: Are you getting the big one or the small one?
Co-worker 1: Small one
Me: .... are the diapers real?
Co-workers 1 & 2: of course! It's so she can just pull one out whenever she needs to
Me: *gives a confused look
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Co-worker 2: why do you look confused
Me: So they're going to put REAL diapers on top of a cake? Because I don't know if i'd want to eat that ...
Co-worker 2: *laughs. No it's diapers made in the shape of a cake! Go Google it! It's a real thing!
Me: Dude, I honestly imagined it to be cake shaped like a diaper .. until you guys said the diapers were real. Then I imagined it to be a bunch of diapers sitting on top of the cake.

Just Me.