Just Me.

The Good Ones Are Extinct

• Me: aww, you're cutting up my meat
• Mom: I wonder if you're future husband will be as thoughtful
• Me: I doubt it. Not even dad is!
• Mom: aunt susan's son in law caters to his wife. He does everything for her
• Me: are there guys like that out there?
• Mom: they are a rare breed. Almost extinct.
• Me: that's comforting